wards
Protectors Against Overwhelm, Burnout, and All the Shit That is Frankly Not Your Problem
The Wards were born the moment society decided hustle culture was a personality. They came into being when people started mistaking “self-sacrifice” for “virtue.” Their entire purpose? Telling the world—and you—to back off.
Role:
The Wards are shields—plain and simple. Their job is to absorb, deflect, and drag you away from the things gnawing at the edges of your sanity. The noise, the pressure, the creeping dread… they stand between you and all of it.
How They Help:
Wards are the ones who put up the Do Not Disturb sign and mean it. They’ll absorb the noise, block the energy vampires, and pry the doomscroll out of your hand when you’ve stopped blinking. Boundaries? Yeah, they invented those.
Why You Need Them:
Because being “strong” isn’t supposed to mean dragging the entire burning dumpster behind you. Wards specialize in guilt-free protection—ensuring you survive this week without setting yourself on fire to keep someone warm.
TO NOTE:
The archetype that has claimed you is not a mirror but a barrier.
It stands between you and the thing you fear the most.
For now, it will protect you. But protection is not passive.
DO YOU ALIGN WITH THE wards?
DID THE QUIZ BRING YOU HERE?
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The Wards protect you—those who stand between you and the weight of exhaustion, depletion, and the relentless demands of existence.
You fear reaching the point of no return—where you are emptied out, spent beyond repair. The Wards ensure that you do not crumble under expectation, that your energy is not bled dry, and that you are not consumed by the machine of endless productivity. They remind you that self-preservation is not selfish—it is survival.
What They Do:
The Wards stand between you and complete depletion. They shield you from the crushing exhaustion of existence, the relentless demand to give more, be more, do more.
How They Protect You:
They absorb the external forces that demand too much of you.
They remind you that rest is not optional—it is a requirement for survival.
They ensure that you do not become another casualty of endless productivity.
Why You Need Them:
Your dread is tied to burnout and exhaustion. You are tired in a way that sleep does not fix. You fear that if you stop moving, everything will fall apart—but if you keep going, you will disappear entirely.
“The Wards do not remove the weight of existence. They do not give you energy you do not have. They simply hold the line when you cannot.”
MEET THE WARDS
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CUMU
DOOMSCROLLING ABSORBER
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PILLOTE
SOCIAL NAVIGATOR
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HALCIONNE
THE WEIGHTED STILLNESS
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HOLLOWYN
THE ONE THAT WONT LEAVE
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VESPER
PROTECTOR OF THE NIGHT
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FYHNOR
THE MEMORY KEEPER