CUMU
DOOM SCROLLING ABSORBER
Pronunciation: COO-MOO
Archetype: WARDS
Purpose: Cumu exists to protect you from the digital tidal wave—the endless feeds, the news cycles, the opinions of strangers that burrow into your mind. It ensures that you do not drown in the never-ending scroll of chaos.
Personality: Cynical but weary. Cumu knows too much, has seen too much, has absorbed too much. The guardian sighs, filters, and holds the noise at arm’s length so you can breathe.
Guardian Role: Cumu is a firewall against information floods. It does not tell you to disconnect completely—it simply ensures you do not lose yourself in the static.
How it Protects: It filters, discards, and deletes. It takes the useless, the performative, the unnecessary digital noise and tosses it into the void where it belongs.
ORIGIN story
Beneath the crumbling skyline of a once-vibrant city that made every person a star, where the sun never seems to rise above the smog, Cumu was born from the endless cascade of despairing headlines and social media feeds that once dominated the city’s collective consciousness. In the labyrinth of concrete and shattered glass, Cumu thrived, absorbing the endless torrent of bad news that flowed like a poisoned river through the decaying streets.
Their mentors were the echoes of newscasters and influencers who had long since vanished, their voices trapped in the loops of forgotten broadcasts. From them, Cumu learned the art of endurance—the skill of taking in the worst of humanity’s fears and anxieties without being swallowed whole. They became a sponge for the sorrow of the city, absorbing the darkness so others wouldn’t have to.
Cumu’s skill lies in their ability to filter this constant influx of despair, turning it into something just tolerable enough to keep going, but never sweet enough to offer real solace. They carry the weight of the world’s pessimism on their shoulders, yet they do so with a resigned smile, understanding the absurdity of a species that can’t help but doom-scroll even at the end of the world.
DREADLING DEAL BREAKERS
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DREADLING DEAL BREAKERS 〰️
Favourite Food: Salted licorice—an acquired taste, perfect for grounding you when the world feels too sweet to trust.
Favourite Song: "Sound & Color" by Alabama Shakes — a reminder there’s beauty layered beneath the static.
Favourite Saying: "Forewarned is forearmed." Because knowing the worst is coming is how you stay ready.
Favourite Movie: Children of Men — hope buried in the bleakest of futures. Just how Cumu likes it.
Favourite Place: The quietest corner of a library—surrounded by centuries of human panic, survival, and resilience in print.
Favourite Color: Graphite grey—neutral, grounding, and impossible to stain with the world’s mess.
Favourite Season: Late Autumn—when the air turns sharp, the days grow short, and the instinct to prepare for what’s next kicks in.
Biggest Fear: False hope. Because believing everything’s fine is how you get blindsided.
Hobbies: Compiling survival guides, stockpiling knowledge, running mental simulations of worst-case scenarios—but only so you’re ready when they come.
Guilty Pleasure: Watching 10 Things I Hate About You and re-reading Twilight every winter, all while secretly enjoying the drama and angst of fictional teen life.